GUNDDE
ON DEMAND
Need a Gundda?
We'll send one.
Professional intimidation.
Unprofessional attitude.
● GUNDDA AVAILABLE
ETA: 7 MIN
★★★★★
Book a Gundda
What do you need a Gundda for?
Pick a situation. Our highly questionable algorithm handles the rest.
LOCATING GUNDDA...
GUNDDA FOUND
RANGA
Professional Gundda
- Intimidation98%
- Moustache100%
- Negotiation12%
- Availability24/7*
- BikeYes
- Questions asked0
The Roster
Meet Our Gundde
Hand-picked. Loosely vetted. Fully fictional.
The Process
How It Works
TELL US YOUR PROBLEM
Parking dispute? Wedding entry? Friend owes you ₹500?
WE FIND A GUNDDA
Our highly questionable algorithm finds the right Gundda for your situation.
GUNDDA ARRIVES
Usually on a bike. Always dramatically.
Live
Track Your Gundda
Purely cinematic. No real maps were harmed.
ETA subject to cinematic slow-motion sequences.
Pricing
Simple Pricing. Complicated Problems.
BASIC GUNDDA
₹499
- 30 minutes
- Standard intimidation
- One moustache
- Bike included*
PREMIUM GUNDDA
₹999
- 60 minutes
- Maximum intimidation
- Premium dialogue delivery
- Slow-motion arrival
- Sunglasses included
MAHARAJA GUNDDA
₹2,499
- 2 hours
- Maximum cinematic presence
- Dramatic background music*
- Unlimited staring
- Priority deployment
*Background music may exist only in your imagination.
Reviews
People Won't Stop Talking
Which is ironic, given who we employ.
“My neighbour stopped taking my parking spot after Ranga simply looked at him.”
“10/10. He didn't say anything. Somehow that was scarier.”
“Booked for my wedding entry. He arrived 20 minutes late but somehow made it look intentional.”
Calculator
How Much Gundda Do You Need?
One Gundda
One Gundda should be enough.
FAQ
Questions You Should Be Asking
Absolutely not. This website is purely for fun.
No. Please do not attempt to locate one.
Only inside your imagination.
Unfortunately for our imaginary investors, no.
We were serious about making it look serious.